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This episode takes a whole new turn as Barry tries to create an incredible audio experience for all of you. We’ll give you one clue, Mike has to lay on a table while Barry takes him on a massage journey like no other.

*Disclaimer* There are props involved including a Meat Cleaver and a K Beater.

Best Soundbite: “Oh there’s a hole in the table – you don’t have to put it in there!” – Benjamin Ebbrell


  1. frizzyhairedbandit

    Oh God… i prefer the podcasts with video but the audio of the absolute anarchy is just comedy gold. I was sat at my desk at work, desperately trying not to laugh.

  2. Firewolf

    Chicago hot dogs are great, but you’ve NEVER experienced true hot dog bliss until you’ve had a Nathan’s hot dog at Coney Island in Brooklyn, NY, with mustard (and/or ketchup), sauerkraut & slow cooked red onions.

  3. vtrucken

    Ben’s commentary on this was absolutely hilarious. I can only imagine. I was laughing so hard my dog started barking.

  4. This episode is so confusing, and I’m only 10 minutes in… Please bring back the video…

  5. Dkaneko

    Request for DJ Mike: please make a Huttlestone Mix of Jamie’s sick beat with words, sirens and doorbells. Innuendos optional. Thanks!

  6. Why have you stopped the video portion of your podcasts. It’s much much less entertaining!

  7. cathio

    Mike is mounting the table, Barry is giving massages, and THIS is when you stop showing videos with the podcast? 😂

  8. Mint888

    Is Barry taking a page out of the “Life of pets” Movie book for the dachshund mixer massage?

    You guys should do food challenges like the nuclear hot Korean noodle challenge. Barry and Jamie did the spicy sushi challenge with FB & E

  9. Elin-ae

    Aw, I was looking for the B&B video the other day, too bad it’s gone. Is the donut song also gone? 🙁

    Also, I have to say, the Pass it on video is one of my favourites because it showcases the chaos that can easily arise when we “normals” cook, even when you cook alone… “Wait, what am I doing with this banana again?” 🙂

  10. Esther

    This would’ve been so much better if there was video too!

    • Elin-ae

      Yes, absolutely! But the lack of video gives Baz a whole new way of breaking the rules 😉

  11. jeyscreations

    1. Best soundbite with no context is the funniest part of the podcast descriptions.
    2. These massages sound terrible. I would have paid good money to see Barry torture Mike.
    3. Let’s be honest, Jamie showering with Tom Daley is THE BEST SORTED VIDEO EVER! Ben’s B&B was right up there with it. (I might love awkward situations a little too much)

  12. Sorted

    Here are links to the things we mention in this podcast…

    Kids React to a Walkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk_vV-JRZ6E
    Mike’s fave vid – Brothers Riedell Collab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HnL4f9rF0Q
    Baz’s fave vid – Brett Domino Collab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzYWfG0F21I
    Jamie’s fave vid – A SORTED Christmas Carol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPzJZilT14I
    Ben’s fave vid – Indian Wedding Burfi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbC7IQASM_Y&t=362s
    Baz’s worst vid – Pass It On: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x-47pn6K0A
    Jamie’s worst vid – Sia Parody Breakfast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW1YOwD1ueo
    Jamie’s (also) worst vid – Jumping off a Diving Board: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuXxzyxODZQ
    SHOULD BE Baz’s fave vid – HIS WEDDING DAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C30n3vfcL_s

    Make sure you GRILL us with more questions on the Forum!: https://sorted.club/2018/06/12/grilled/

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