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S2 E5 – A Tasty Wedding Dress & Sorted Fanfiction?!

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There’s a LOT of talk of edible balls in today’s episode and we find out that Mike has the least creative parents EVER.

BUT more excitingly, we might have actually come up with a REAL name for the poddy: ‘Feast Your Ears’! What do ya think??

Best soundbite: “I hope she had underwear on under the dress…especially if the guests are gonna eat it.” – Ben Ebbrell


  1. Keylee

    My proper name is Caoilfhionn and is pronounced Key-lynn. Not one person can say or spell it. I’ve bet people $1,000 if they can say it without Googling it. I wish I could change it to something simpler, like Megan but everyone knows who I am when no one can get my name right. It’s nice to be unique but still frustrating because I get teased relentlessly or called the wrong name. I get Miley on the phone a lot haha.

  2. anitschke90

    My parents gave me and my siblings all unisex names. On top of that my sisters and brother got slightly unusual names (Laken, Tully and Karlen. Can you guess which is suppose to be the boys name?). There was no reason behind the names other than my parents liking the sound of it. I love how simple my name is compared to my siblings. Though it does make it slightly difficult living in Japan where everyone expects to see a man when the see the name Alex on their documents.

  3. CaitlinDee

    I’m with Jamie about people calling him James. I don’t know why it made me so angry but I would not let anyone call me Katie. I am not Katie, I am Caitlin. Katie is a perfectly fine name and I know some great Katie’s. It’s just not for me.

  4. Evelinaalblasskogum

    So, about the name Fin(n). Barry you are almost right but you have muddle it up a bit. (Am going to sound like Ben now).
    Fin meens nice in Swedish. Like you can say to someone “Du ser fin ut” – “You look nice”. The Swedish word “Slut” means “The end”. So after al our tv shows when it says “The End”, it simply says “Slut”. Now here is where I think you might have muddle it up. Because “The End” in French is “C’est Fini”, sounds like(ish) zest fin. 😀

    Thank of coming to my TED talk, good night! 🤣

  5. Firewolf

    My name is Firewolf (yes, it really is)it’s the English translation of Ko’Maiitsoh which is Fire Wolf in Navajo Indian. As a Native American, it’s not too uncommon, but the White American kids always teased me about it. I love my name as it reflects my personality. All of my family & friends though call me Wolfie and I love that too. It just infuriates me though when people ask me if that’s my “gamer’s name”.

  6. Powerfulweak

    Growing up I was one of 5 “Sarah” in my class (one of whom had the exact same last name as me as well). It was such a pain. What I hated (and still hate) most of all it that’s Sarah doesn’t lend itself to nicknames and can’t easily be shortened.

  7. AimeeAwhina

    My last name’s French. Here in Anglophone NZ, *NO ONE* gets it right. I suppose it built character…? But I’ve never hated it, or wished it was different. It’s part of who I am 🙂

  8. Jenny

    I’m with Jamie and Barry on this one. My actual name is Jenny, at a time when Jennifer was very popular, and I’ve spent my entire life explaining that Jennifer is not my name. I don’t even hear it if people call me it from a distance because they obviously aren’t calling me.

  9. heyyou

    It was the Chevy Nova. No va in Spanish means no go.

  10. Sorted

    Here are some links to the nonsense we mention this week!

    What is a croquembouche?: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croquembouche
    Croquembouche wedding dress: https://www.delish.com/food/g1934/food-fashion/?slide=4

    Catch Ben’s adventures with American friends on his Insta: https://www.instagram.com/bebbrell/
    If you have any burning questions, grill us here: https://sorted.club/2018/06/12/grilled/
    Get chatting on our Forum: https://sorted.club/forum/

  11. j.hamilton

    My father’s name is David – he absolutely hates being called Dave! He’ll be polite about it, especially in business but then when the interaction is over he’s just irritated! My name is fairly basic – but I was named after the actress that played my mom’s favourite character on a show. Not the character – the actress.

  12. Whistlecanoe

    When my mother was pregnant with me, she and my father decided that I was to be named John after her father and the next one would be Hugh after his father. Shock set in when I turned out to be female and they had to come up with a name in a hurry. They picked Anne, which I hate. I’ve always wondered what I would be like if they’d been less conventional and just named me John anyway. All those years of arguing with teachers about my name might have made me stronger, who knows.

  13. EilSeoighe

    My name is fairly unusual even in Ireland (Never ever had anything with my name on it). It’s Eilís pronounced (I-leesh). It means Elizabeth in english. I get called Ailish (ay-lish) all the time even by people who know me for years. It drives me mad! Since moving to London I get called Ellis alot. Have to say I love my name!I just wish people would take an extra 5 seconds to learn how to say it sometimes. Totally get what Barry was saying about nicknames. Mine is Eil and I find it so weird when someone who doesn’t know me well calls me Eil. It really throws me.

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S4 E6 – Taste testing aphrodisiacs?!

S4 E6 – Taste testing aphrodisiacs?!

Of course this podcast had to be valentine’s themed…kind of. This episodes explores weird and wonderful aphrodisiacs and as expected, things get a little bit (very) weird. P.S. this entire podcast theme was Jamie’s idea…can you tell?

S4 E5 – Would you eat insects if the world depended on it?!

S4 E5 – Would you eat insects if the world depended on it?!

The future of food is constantly changing and perceptions of food vary drastically from country to country. What may be considered as a delicacy in one country could be seen as revolting in another. An interesting topic that’s been cropping up recently is the use of insects as a more sustainable form of protein. What are your thoughts?

S4 E4 – What are the worst food trends?!

S4 E4 – What are the worst food trends?!

From unicorn cupcakes to rainbow bagels to CBD oil, which food trends are around to stay and how do we recognise the difference between a trend and a fad? Today’s discussion includes past, current, and up and coming food trends that we should be looking in to! Any major trends missed? Let us know!

S4 E3 – Is wonky veg worth the hype?

S4 E3 – Is wonky veg worth the hype?

Wonky veg is becoming more common to but in local supermarkets, but is the discounted price really worth it for the quality of veg you’re getting? This episode has the guys try some ‘wonky’ veg and figure out if it tastes, and even looks, any different to regular veg.

S4 E2 – What are your thoughts on Veganuary?!

S4 E2 – What are your thoughts on Veganuary?!

Veganuary is a lifestyle choice and challenge people choose to take part in for the month of January. But how beneficial is it to your health, the environment, and animals? The guys weigh out the pro’s and con’s in this episode.

S4 E1 – Would you try CBD oil?!

S4 E1 – Would you try CBD oil?!

CBD oil is being used more and more in the foodie world. It’s totally legal and set to be a big trend for 2019, so of course it made an appearance in this poddy. What do you reckon, would you give CBD brownies a go?

S3 E11 – A Bonus Episode Say Whaaaaat?!

S3 E11 – A Bonus Episode Say Whaaaaat?!

Weren’t expecting this one were ya?! The guys reflect on a year at Sorted, discussing some of the best and worst moments of the year – what was your fave Sorted moment?

S3 E10 – Candy Canes Shut Kids Up & MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

S3 E10 – Candy Canes Shut Kids Up & MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Would you believe that a Christmas PEACOCK used to be more traditional than the usual Christmas turkey?! Would you try it? And don’t forget to stock up on gingerbread men this festive season…it’ll keep you fit and healthy. Maybe.

S3 E9 – Opium Noodles & Furry Bladders?!

S3 E9 – Opium Noodles & Furry Bladders?!

Imagine going on holiday to another country and becoming addicted to their pizza. Also quick question: why does every single podcast somehow ALWAYS turn to talk of poo, bums, bladders and muffs? THESE ARE NOT APPROPRIATE FOODIE FACTS!

S3 E8 – Nuclear Pasta & Using a Poo-Vide?!

S3 E8 – Nuclear Pasta & Using a Poo-Vide?!

The newly coined phrase ‘poo-vide’ induced at least 10 minutes worth of laughter in the Sorted office. Real mature. Aside from this there was a discussion on nuclear pasta and cosmic sherbet. Some real ‘out of the world’ foodie facts in this week’s podcast. Ha! Not to mention the obligatory poop talk.